1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:01,810 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,410 --> 00:00:03,410 On demand. 3 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:13,910 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 4 00:00:14,690 --> 00:00:16,870 This is why you shouldn't have a girlfriend. 5 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:20,930 Agreed. I made it. You made it. You moved quickly, Jack D. Boy. 6 00:00:21,610 --> 00:00:25,050 We are going to Waikiki. 7 00:00:26,100 --> 00:00:28,960 She's never liked James. What? It's my birthday. I don't want him there. I'm 8 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:31,800 missing a trip to Hawaii. That's for damn sure. The hard part of this whole 9 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:35,000 thing is the guesswork. There was a slight argument for Kristen. 10 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:36,800 Because they figured enough time had passed. 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:39,160 You know who gets to decide how much time has passed? 12 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:42,640 Me. Okay, Sasha. Hard. What do you mean, okay, Sasha? 13 00:00:43,160 --> 00:00:44,800 You won't find anybody better than her. 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,060 I know. I love her so much. Get that ring on her finger and walk her down the 15 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,060 aisle as soon as possible. 16 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,640 Katie Maloney, will you marry me? Oh, my God. Of course. 17 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,140 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 18 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:56,580 It's official. 19 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,140 I think this is literally called the Rose Path. 20 00:01:25,540 --> 00:01:26,680 It is? Yeah. 21 00:01:29,820 --> 00:01:30,840 Yeah, this is perfect. 22 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:32,400 Yeah? Oh, yeah. 23 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:35,480 There we go. Your balance is off. 24 00:01:36,140 --> 00:01:38,900 You're lopsided because of that big rock on your finger. I am lopsided. 25 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:40,800 You got a freaking rock on your finger. 26 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,340 Papa, isn't this nice? 27 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:44,260 Oh, my God. 28 00:01:44,740 --> 00:01:46,060 I just got engaged! 29 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,680 And she said yes! 30 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:50,020 She said yes! 31 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,220 And I love her! 32 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:58,920 No, it still hasn't become real because I just feel like I've been on a cloud. 33 00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:00,219 I pinch you. No. 34 00:02:00,220 --> 00:02:05,820 As much as I've known and hoped and pressured and everything to get to this 35 00:02:05,820 --> 00:02:08,900 point, I am over the moon. 36 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,960 How about we make a rule that we have to have sex every day? 37 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,780 Every week? 38 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:20,200 Meeting up to our... Every month? 39 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:21,279 No, I'm kidding. 40 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,420 What was my impression of you last night? 41 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,060 That was bad. 42 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:29,240 It was called being too drunk. I woke up naked on the couch and the taquitos 43 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,240 were burning in the oven. 44 00:02:30,860 --> 00:02:35,560 I wouldn't say it was a disaster, but we gave it a good effort. 45 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,520 Um, so Stassi texted me this morning. Oh my God. 46 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:45,340 She just said, I can't even begin to express how happy it makes me to hear 47 00:02:45,340 --> 00:02:48,440 your engagement. When I heard the news, I seriously got this overwhelming 48 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,440 feeling of love. 49 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:53,140 I always thought I'd be a part of that. Crazy where life has taken us. 50 00:02:53,450 --> 00:02:57,050 But just know I'm thinking of you and so happy for you both. Hope your Pinterest 51 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,090 is ready and seriously, homeboy, it did good. 52 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:00,850 I'll tell you this about Stassi. 53 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:04,310 There's been a correlation with Katie being more relaxed and more positive 54 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,670 since Stassi's been out of her life. 55 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:08,050 I don't even know if her and Patrick are still together. 56 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:09,350 Yeah, I don't know. 57 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:14,650 Yes, Stassi reached out, texted me about my engagement. It was nice and 58 00:03:14,650 --> 00:03:18,530 surprising, but that was the end of it. I don't want anything to do with her. 59 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:20,150 And I have to go to serve. 60 00:03:20,350 --> 00:03:21,350 No. 61 00:03:21,530 --> 00:03:25,050 Well, it's okay. At least I'm in a good mood, so. 62 00:03:25,410 --> 00:03:29,250 Wait, just for the record, when are you going to get a tattoo of my name on your 63 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,330 ass? Oh, blah, blah. 64 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:39,410 Hi. 65 00:03:40,210 --> 00:03:41,210 Show me. 66 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,200 You did a really good job. I was completely shocked. 67 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,400 Let's talk about the nitty gritty. Is the sex better? You're so true. 68 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,700 Girl, do not tell me that you did not do the dirty last night. 69 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,600 Well, we'll make up for it tonight. Girl, don't give up. 70 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,420 I mean, if I were married, I wouldn't give up. Keep plugging along. 71 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,960 I love it. I'm obsessed with it. 72 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,280 Hi. 73 00:04:08,700 --> 00:04:11,300 Anything to tell me? Any news happening? 74 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,820 I don't know. What do you think? 75 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:17,750 Come on, let's see it. Let's see it. Ready? 76 00:04:18,610 --> 00:04:25,510 Finally! I feel as excited for Katie, almost as excited as I was for 77 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:27,090 Pandora. It's like, yes! 78 00:04:27,770 --> 00:04:32,290 Finally! I'm happy with you, darling. Are you guys going to Hawaii? 79 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:33,510 Yes, of course. 80 00:04:34,919 --> 00:04:37,660 Okay, you've got your shift covered? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 81 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:41,440 Why are you smiling like that? I don't have one covered, but I will work on 82 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,480 that. What are we doing? We're talking about engagement rings. I know. We've 83 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:48,880 a restaurant to run. Let's go. How can I work under these kind of circumstances? 84 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:59,540 I'm out of ones. Let me know if you need change and I can try to get change from 85 00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:00,540 another bank. 86 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,040 Hey, hey. 87 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,240 Hey. 88 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:09,020 Howdy. How's it going? I got to let some people know who's coming to Hawaii and 89 00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:10,060 who's not coming to Hawaii tonight. 90 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:13,940 And some people are like, this schmuck over here next to us is not coming. 91 00:05:14,580 --> 00:05:17,300 I don't want him anywhere near me. Oh, I hear you. Turns out that we are 92 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:20,660 excluding people from this trip. So if we're excluding people, James is out. 93 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,540 That being said, Friday I am inviting Kristen to lunch. 94 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,080 I figure since she can't come on the Hawaii trip, I'm going to invite her to 95 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:32,620 lunch. Here's my thing with Dodie. I'm always waiting for her to, like, 96 00:05:50,359 --> 00:05:51,720 Here you go. Thank you. 97 00:05:56,880 --> 00:06:03,560 Excuse me. So, oh, Friday, I have a birthday lunch that I'm doing. It's like 98 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,120 Asian -infused restaurant. It's something new and trendy. 99 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:10,640 Yes. Because you know how much I love Asian -infused. Actually, Brittany set 100 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,880 up. I invited, obviously, the usual suspects. 101 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,160 Yeah, all right. 102 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:20,340 That being said, I did invite Kristen since she's not coming to Hawaii. 103 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:21,639 Hi. 104 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,440 Hawaii. I know. I was just telling her about Friday. 105 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:28,840 Kristen is coming. I let them know. You don't need to make issues where there 106 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,220 wasn't an issue anymore. Are you coming? 107 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:32,740 What? Are you coming? 108 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,240 Is that really a question? 109 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:40,100 Yes, it is. Oh, no, I'm not going to come because it's a really big deal to 110 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,100 that Kristen's coming. 111 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,980 So you're being sarcastic? Yes, absolutely. 112 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,820 Ariana, you can spaz out over who comes to the party, or you can be cool. 113 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:49,160 But you can't be both. 114 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,500 You're creating something where there was nothing. 115 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,260 That's what makes me upset. I would never make you look like an ass. 116 00:06:55,820 --> 00:06:56,960 See you ladies later. 117 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,000 No one's making you look like an ass other than yourself. 118 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:06,580 No. When you're rude, then you're doing that as you talk over me. As you talk 119 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,399 over me. 120 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:11,100 That's a big problem I have. You talk over me, you put words in my mouth. 121 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:14,230 And that's what makes me feel like you guys aren't true friends because I don't 122 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:18,470 appreciate that. I don't have to like Kristen and I don't have to be around 123 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:21,170 and I don't have to be friends with her. And if telling them that I'm going to 124 00:07:21,170 --> 00:07:24,330 do me is somehow offensive to them, bye. 125 00:07:24,870 --> 00:07:29,230 For you to say that Katie and I aren't real friends after everything I've been 126 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:33,510 there for you for, that just is, that just hurts my feelings. It's not like 127 00:07:33,510 --> 00:07:34,510 that. 128 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:38,350 Fighting with Oriana is like fighting with a brick wall. 129 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:39,750 It's not going to go anywhere. 130 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:40,770 It's not going to change. 131 00:07:41,130 --> 00:07:43,550 I said, you do you. I'll do it twice as much. 132 00:07:43,770 --> 00:07:46,530 I mean, we're all fine. We're all going to have a conversation. You're never 133 00:07:46,530 --> 00:07:47,530 going to win. 134 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:48,630 Don't listen. 135 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:11,800 I just want to go home. 136 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:16,840 I know. You'll do that every day. You'll stare at it every day. You'll twirl it. 137 00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:20,840 So not to change the subject completely, but Jax was like, oh, so, you know, my 138 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,880 birthday lunch on Friday. He goes, I told Ariana, Kristen's going to be 139 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:28,040 And then she's doing her sarcastic thing. And I was like, so are you not 140 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:33,039 She's like, why would I not go? So Jax walked away, and she said that she feels 141 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:34,940 that you and I aren't real friends. 142 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,000 How do we know? 143 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,720 Because she said that we're constantly... 144 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:43,510 Throwing Kristen in her face, and her real friends wouldn't do that. 145 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:47,270 Okay, bitchy Barbie, like, calm down. 146 00:08:47,650 --> 00:08:49,110 I literally just walked away. 147 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:54,490 What happens when you start holding yourself back from something at the 148 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:57,750 of someone else, that's when it really starts to put the strain on you. That's 149 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:01,710 what I felt like Stassi. It seems like Ariana viciously wants to cut people out 150 00:09:01,710 --> 00:09:03,930 of her life. Like, well, if you want to be friends with her, then we're done. 151 00:09:04,610 --> 00:09:07,970 And that's such a Stassi move. Like, are you kidding me? 152 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,490 We're all adults here. 153 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,880 30 years old, like, over it. 154 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:18,780 The girl I became best friends with three years ago, you know, her and I 155 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:20,020 close for years. 156 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:25,100 And then the past, like, six months maybe, I feel like she's just starting 157 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,880 like, resent us. I don't know what's going to happen in Hawaii. Like, are we 158 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,580 just going to, like, all ignore each other? 159 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:33,660 We definitely need to have another conversation with her before Hawaii 160 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,680 don't want this tension the whole time we're there. I don't either. 161 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,160 Coming up. 162 00:09:40,420 --> 00:09:41,580 Dorothy is back. 163 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:43,840 Dorothy? Wait, wait, wait. Back where? 164 00:09:44,220 --> 00:09:47,780 Come in here a couple of times. And if it comes back, it's going to have to 165 00:09:47,780 --> 00:09:48,780 through me first. 166 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:07,080 All right. And do we need a few more minutes with the menu? 167 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,180 Are we ready to order? 168 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,840 Hey, I'm going to steal a bottle of vodka. 169 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,540 I'm going to steal it and borrow it. 170 00:10:17,820 --> 00:10:19,520 Haven't you stolen enough bottles of vodka? 171 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:21,300 Half. That's why I'm borrowing this one. 172 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,240 Hi. 173 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:26,659 Busy night? 174 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,320 Did you hear about the engagement? 175 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,620 Yeah, fantastic. 176 00:10:30,820 --> 00:10:32,160 Did you see the ring? Of course. 177 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:37,320 Anyway, listen, we've got a busy night, but just letting you know that Darth is 178 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,840 back. Wait, wait, wait. Back where? 179 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:44,080 Come in here a couple of times. I don't want her finagling her way into the 180 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,080 whole kind of circle. 181 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:47,940 And if she comes back here, she's going to have to come through me first. 182 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:54,100 Stassi flounced out of here, and she was derogatory about me. She called me an 183 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:59,440 old woman, and she was disloyal to the restaurant, and she was dismissive of 184 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:00,440 of her friends. 185 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:01,720 You shouldn't have come here. 186 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:06,880 I can't be in, like, an area where everyone is fake. 187 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:15,890 All I ever wanted Stassi to do was to acknowledge the fact that I did a lot 188 00:11:15,890 --> 00:11:19,050 her. She knows exactly what I did for her. 189 00:11:19,250 --> 00:11:24,110 There's a lot of unfinished business here with her. I do not want free 190 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,710 do not want unfinished conversations. 191 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:29,430 I do not want anything happening here. Do we understand each other? Sounds 192 00:11:29,430 --> 00:11:32,530 great. Yeah, that's good. I give a drink for free to a homeless person outside 193 00:11:32,530 --> 00:11:33,530 before I give a drink to her. 194 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,330 Stassi really just didn't disappear. She kind of pissed off. 195 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,340 Everyone is going to be shocked to hear this, but we've been getting along just 196 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:45,160 fine without her. Okay, listen, we have 450 covers, okay? 197 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,819 I need to go back to work. 198 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:47,820 Okay. 199 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,880 Hey, Peter. Yeah? Do you mind if I take a real quick break? 200 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:53,979 Five minutes. 201 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:54,980 Five minutes? 202 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:57,460 Oi. 203 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,260 Oi, mate. 204 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,280 You all right? What's up? 205 00:12:01,140 --> 00:12:02,140 How's it going, then? 206 00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:03,379 Chilling me. 207 00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:06,200 Packed up in there. I love it. Love the vibe right now. I've been spinning all 208 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,520 day. So I talked to Tom about Hawaii. 209 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,079 Oh, yeah? 210 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:14,860 Yeah, and he said something along the lines of, the reason why Jack has an 211 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:18,480 with you going is because Tom doesn't want Kristen to go, and it's sort of 212 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,900 a passive -aggressive behavior from all of them. That's the best excuse, mate. 213 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:26,580 But also because, you know, you go ape when you drink. But, you know, I told 214 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:30,020 him, you haven't been drinking for like, you know, what is it, 10, 11 days now? 215 00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:31,319 Which is... 216 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,280 It's the first step. I mean, I had a beer, but whatever. 217 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:37,220 I'm not, like, trying to get all blacked out and, like, trying to be serious 218 00:12:37,220 --> 00:12:39,660 about this, you know? And especially I'm not going to go do that in Hawaii. 219 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:42,440 I don't see why you don't just show up anyway. Just buy your ticket and go. 220 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,360 I mean, I'll talk to Jack. I'm just going to be chill about it, you know? 221 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,160 plan for talking to Jack. Nod my head to everything he says and getting invited. 222 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,260 And it's going to work because Jack is such a dumbass. 223 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,780 I'll have a pineapple and pina colada in my hand in no time. 224 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,480 There's not really much else I can do. I think you'll say yes. We'll see. 225 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,420 Oh, it's Stravrini. 226 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:16,560 Hey, what's up? What's going on, man? How are you? 227 00:13:17,540 --> 00:13:18,399 I'm all right. 228 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,000 I just heard about the Hawaii trip, and obviously, like, everyone's going, like, 229 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:26,340 you know, I just wanted to know, like, the status on, like, you know, where I 230 00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:28,160 stood with that whole situation, you know? 231 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:32,500 I mean, I feel like you're a liability. 232 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:36,270 Well, mate, I just want you to know also, like... Like, I haven't had a 233 00:13:36,270 --> 00:13:39,570 10 days. I had one beer last night. And this isn't going to be fluffy James. 234 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,960 The other day, I was just talking to Lala. 235 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,960 You're a very dangerous girl to be around. 236 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,680 Yeah. You're very, very dangerous. 237 00:13:51,940 --> 00:13:52,739 Hello, babe. 238 00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:53,740 How are you? 239 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,160 You don't need to get up in there and be like, yo, yo, yo, what's going on? 240 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,279 I apologize. 241 00:13:57,280 --> 00:14:00,280 I'm not trying to get in her pants or anything. I'm not. If I wanted to, I 242 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,400 have. Well, I never said you were trying to get into her pants. I was having a 243 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,220 drink. You're like, I bought that for Lala. Where's Brittany? I'm like, sorry, 244 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,040 felt like just like a little bit weirded out. Dude. 245 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:12,040 I know you're not trying. Now, obviously, I see Brittany. I see you 246 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,840 taking pictures together. I know it's, like, more serious now. If I wanted to 247 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,960 take Lala down, if I wanted to sleep with her, if I wanted to be with her, I 248 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:18,960 could be with her in a second. 249 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:22,380 If Jax had more than, like, three or four brain cells up in there, he'd 250 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:23,700 that he actually wanted me on this trip. 251 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:26,860 I mean, I want to go to Hawaii so I can get with Lala. 252 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:30,460 Lala doesn't then flirt with Jax. Jax then doesn't get in trouble with 253 00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:33,600 And, quite frankly, the whole trip goes smoothly. All because of me. 254 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,020 You're welcome, Jaxie boy. 255 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,860 It's actually time to practice what I preach. 256 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,160 I'm all about... 257 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:04,380 forgiving and forgetting and i'm trying to tell tom and ariana forgive and 258 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:08,240 forget with kristen so if i didn't forgive and forget with james then i'd 259 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,240 little bit of a hypocrite 260 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,339 I've never seen him. 261 00:15:34,340 --> 00:15:38,700 Recently, I've been feeling, you know, closer with Kristen, which I didn't 262 00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:39,700 I ever would again. 263 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,700 Do you want to see it? I want to hug and I want to see it. 264 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,700 It's okay. 265 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,160 It's okay. 266 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,040 I can't feel. 267 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:54,400 Kristen did some really f***ed up things, and she's really tried to prove 268 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,860 herself, and I think it's time to acknowledge that and allow her back into 269 00:15:58,860 --> 00:15:59,619 group a little bit. 270 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,420 Congratulations. Thank you, and to you. 271 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:06,840 Cupid. Five years ago. I did one really good job. Like, other people maybe, 272 00:16:07,060 --> 00:16:08,800 fucking Jackson, not a good thing. 273 00:16:09,340 --> 00:16:14,740 Schwartz, Sandoval, and I all lived together. We were roommates. And when 274 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,400 and I became friends, I knew it was perfection. 275 00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:20,100 Two peas in a pod. They're the exact same person. 276 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,880 The amount of people that, like, texted me and, like, reached out to me and, 277 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:28,220 like, I mean, everything is crazy. Like, even, like, Stassi texted me. 278 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,520 He talked to her today. 279 00:16:32,329 --> 00:16:36,470 I asked her if she saw it or knew, and she's like, yeah, and I go, did you text 280 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:37,750 her? I was like, I did. 281 00:16:37,950 --> 00:16:41,870 I responded, I mean, said, you know, thank you, and thank you for reaching 282 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,370 Sassy and I talk a lot. 283 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:48,210 I know that Sassy is heartbroken, the same way that it killed me to not be 284 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:49,210 for Katie's engagement. 285 00:16:49,230 --> 00:16:51,530 Like, remember when we used to sit around, like, you and Sassy, like, 286 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:53,870 YouTube videos of, like, engagement, like, proposals? 287 00:16:54,290 --> 00:16:56,810 Yeah. I feel like no one ever says yes right away, because you're just so, 288 00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:57,870 like... 289 00:17:08,530 --> 00:17:15,210 I know that 10 years from now, we're all going to look back on this stupid 290 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,329 brief time in our life when we weren't friends. 291 00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:21,730 It really, really sucks that Katie's engagement had to happen during that 292 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:22,608 brief time. 293 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,950 So you're going to come to Jax's birthday lunch, yes? 294 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:30,640 I know Ariana and Tom will be there. Oh, are they? I actually didn't know that. 295 00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:34,540 Yeah, they'll be there. They got their way. I don't get to go to Hawaii, but 296 00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:37,920 not going to not come to Jackson's birthday lunch because they're bent out 297 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,800 shape about it. Like, get over it. Go pack a bikini. 298 00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:45,500 Coming up. I love to flirt with Jackson. I don't know how to stop him. 299 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,420 Are you going to make this awkward? 300 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,040 I'm going to have to talk to her about it. 301 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:04,170 Here you are, darling. Thank you. 302 00:18:15,290 --> 00:18:16,550 Hi. Hello. 303 00:18:17,010 --> 00:18:18,310 I spoke to Jack yesterday. 304 00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:21,030 He basically just said, welcome to come to Hawaii. 305 00:18:21,690 --> 00:18:25,030 Jack told you to go to Hawaii? Well, I don't really know if he wants me to go. 306 00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:29,070 He was just being a bit of a wanker on this. Well, why go? You know, Lala's 307 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,830 going to be there. You know what I don't like? 308 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,490 What? It's almost like a game between the two of you. It's like she's a 309 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:35,570 and she's not a trophy. 310 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,830 She's a young woman that is working here. 311 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,330 So it's not like a competition. 312 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:40,750 There's no competition. 313 00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:45,630 It isn't a competition, you're right. I hate to compare myself to someone as 314 00:18:45,630 --> 00:18:49,710 stupid as Jax, but, you know, I'm striving to become the best I can be, 315 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:53,030 know, he's still striving to make a f***ing cosmopolitan correctly. 316 00:18:53,650 --> 00:18:58,370 This is so ridiculous, I can't even begin to tell you. You want Max to go? 317 00:18:58,590 --> 00:19:01,970 Yeah. I don't know about you two going with this lot. 318 00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,110 I'll take care of Max. 319 00:19:04,330 --> 00:19:06,490 You'll take care of Max? Who's going to take care of you? 320 00:19:06,910 --> 00:19:08,250 Well, Lala can take care of me. 321 00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:12,090 James, oh, why am I worried? 322 00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:16,890 I have such a paragon of virtue, James Kennedy taking care of my son. Relax, 323 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,550 Mummy, everything's fine. 324 00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:21,010 And what do you think of Faith? Do you like Faith? 325 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:22,270 Yeah, Faith's really cool. 326 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:25,400 Okay, good. You better stick it out for me, though, because I still need that 327 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,420 friend -to -friend action, you know? 328 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,220 Oh, so you've got an ulterior motive? 329 00:19:29,660 --> 00:19:30,479 Of course. 330 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:35,120 So that's why you like Max being with Faith, because it gives you access to 331 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:36,980 Lala? You're a sneakily. 332 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:40,760 Max is going to be the perfect wingman for me in Hawaii. We're going to be 333 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:43,900 chilling one second, then when I need some alone time with Lala, I'm going to 334 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:44,900 give him the little word. 335 00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:48,300 I'm going to go take Faith around the corner, give her a little doozy around 336 00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,760 bend, and then I'm going to have my time with Lana. 337 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,100 Don't do anything stupid. 338 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:54,440 Don't do anything permanent. I'm sure you'll do something stupid, but don't do 339 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,660 anything permanently stupid, OK? Permanently stupid. 340 00:19:56,980 --> 00:20:00,400 Look at me. So you've got three things. Get your brush shift covered, get your 341 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,320 DJ shift covered, and look after my son. 342 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,539 OK. 343 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,540 Thank you. 344 00:20:23,210 --> 00:20:24,270 Cute. I know. 345 00:20:24,630 --> 00:20:29,190 It's only like three nights worth of tips for one bathing suit. But these are 346 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,610 the cutest bathing suits like you'll see anywhere. 347 00:20:31,950 --> 00:20:37,610 So are you girls staying together or with the boys? I don't want any boys in 348 00:20:37,610 --> 00:20:39,590 room. We're staying just me and her. 349 00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:41,390 Never know who we might run into. 350 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,830 There'll be Polynesians out there on that island. 351 00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:45,370 You say that now. 352 00:20:46,060 --> 00:20:50,360 When you put a few drinks in me, this trip is going to be full of eye candy. 353 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,420 a sucker for Polynesians, and I'm a sucker for tattoos. 354 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,500 Heaven for Lala. 355 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,320 Lala, have you been to Hawaii before? 356 00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:07,360 I know Faith hasn't. Yeah, I have, but the last time I was there, I was like 357 00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:08,960 I just like the color. 358 00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:11,300 I wonder if we knew our vows in Hawaii. 359 00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,760 Oh, my God. Your feet are so great. 360 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,800 You're like, where's the meat? 361 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,360 Are you ready for this? 362 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,600 Oh, my God. Can I leave them on? Yes. 363 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,080 Wait, did you cover the whole mitt? 364 00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,440 Hurry up. I'm getting bored out here. 365 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,960 Sheena. 366 00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:28,980 Come to mama, honey. 367 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,800 Do you think they'll be okay if I wear just these? 368 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,020 Yeah, Katie and Ariana are totally going to want to hang out with you if you 369 00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:36,918 wear those. 370 00:21:36,919 --> 00:21:40,740 Lala needs to understand she's going on this trip with a bunch of girls and 371 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,660 their boyfriends, fiance, husband. 372 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:46,800 Walking around with pasties and a thong is not going to go over well. 373 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,000 This is my type of rack. 374 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:53,400 I think this is a bra, but that could totally be a bathing suit. It's cute, 375 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,439 right? 376 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:59,380 I'm a little nervous about Max and James going to Hawaii. Yeah, a little bit. 377 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:03,160 It's so crazy, because I love hanging out with him, and I love making out with 378 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,880 him, and, like, hugging him, whatever. 379 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,920 There's only one thing that's missing, and it's, like, you have to, the person 380 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:13,700 you're with, you have to want to have sex with. Well, I have news for you. I 381 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:14,880 touched James' pee -pee. 382 00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:17,360 What? How big is it? 383 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:23,520 Um, let's just say my condom drawer is full of magnums, and James would not be 384 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,840 able to use any of those. 385 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:30,400 That's why the whole James thing still confuses me. I haven't seen Tim yet. So 386 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,080 how much you want to bet she sleeps with James in Hawaii? 387 00:22:33,460 --> 00:22:36,100 I think that'll happen. It's the right combination. 388 00:22:36,540 --> 00:22:37,580 Drinks. More drinks. 389 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,320 A lot of drinks. 390 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:44,520 If it wasn't for James, I wouldn't want him to get whiskey dig. Whiskey dig! 391 00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:48,000 Can we talk about one other thing, though, that I'm stressing about? I love 392 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,840 flirt with Jax, and I don't know how to stop. 393 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,060 I don't know how to stop. 394 00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:55,910 Hurt so bad. 395 00:22:56,090 --> 00:22:57,110 I gotta put these flames out. 396 00:22:58,370 --> 00:23:02,190 Obviously, if I knew that Brittany was driving all the way from Kentucky to 397 00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:05,010 in with him, I'd behave myself. 398 00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:09,050 Were you not texting him at 4 a .m. after locking key to come over and... 399 00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:15,170 Definitely did. I said, boy, come get in my bed. That's it. But I didn't say... 400 00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:20,130 So don't put words in my mouth. I take full responsibility for being a flirt. 401 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,540 But some days Jax is with some bitch from Kentucky, other days he's not. 402 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,560 This is way too complicated for me. 403 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,320 So, I mean, I wouldn't recommend being disrespectful. No, I don't intend to 404 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,160 disrespect anybody. No, but I'm saying even if you're flirty, she's going to 405 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,160 that as disrespect. 406 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,460 No, I know. The goal is I'm not going to, I'm staring clear. When I get to 407 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:41,880 Hawaii, I think the best plan is to take a note from one of the frigid bitches. 408 00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:43,580 How to act like a lady. 409 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,179 Are you going to get that? 410 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:46,139 Probably not. 411 00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:49,540 But I want everything in here. I know, it's so cute. One day when I'm rich, 412 00:23:49,540 --> 00:23:50,540 come back. 413 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,680 I don't know if there's enough room to hang anything else in here. 414 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:01,940 There better be room. 415 00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:03,820 We'll literally have a meltdown if I see meth. 416 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,020 Yeah, I know. 417 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:09,180 We're definitely taking another step in our relationship right now. I have to 418 00:24:09,180 --> 00:24:12,320 say, Brittany moving in is very comfortable for me. I mean, we've hit a 419 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,059 good stride. 420 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:17,060 So, did you talk to James about Hawaii yet? He kind of gave me the whole, like, 421 00:24:17,140 --> 00:24:21,540 puppy dog routine. Like, I want to come and hang out with you guys. And I think 422 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:25,480 Kristen should go before James and Faith and Lala. 423 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,320 Yeah, but didn't you invite Lala to Hawaii? 424 00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:32,260 I would never in a million years invite Lala. You're invited to my birthday. 425 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,640 Are you all right with Lala going? 426 00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:39,980 I mean, it's going to be kind of weird. I haven't even talked to her. I have 427 00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:44,780 this suspicion that Lala wants to sleep with me, but I only know that because 428 00:24:44,780 --> 00:24:46,500 she keeps telling me she wants to sleep with me. 429 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,960 Gina said that she had just went swimsuit shopping with Faith and Lala. 430 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:54,340 She was just saying it was going to be hard to not flirt with you in Hawaii. 431 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:55,820 What's going on? 432 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,100 I mean, I don't know. 433 00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,200 If you're showing interest and, like, making it seem like you are interested, 434 00:25:01,420 --> 00:25:02,760 she's going to think you're interested. 435 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,960 How am I making it seem like I'm interested in her? I heard you guys 436 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:09,960 whispering in each other's ears at the bar and tickling each other's backs and 437 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,180 you have your arm around her and stuff. 438 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:15,360 I wish Gina would just shut her mouth sometimes. She really... 439 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,400 Are you going to make this awkward in Hawaii? 440 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,100 I'm going to have to talk to her about it. 441 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,100 I'm just going to ask her what happened and what was going on. 442 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:35,800 Coming up. Lala told me that James couldn't fit in the Magnum condoms 443 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,860 they were too big for him. And that's why she hasn't had sex with him. 444 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,660 How you doing? 445 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:05,720 Hey, what's up? 446 00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:08,520 Happy birthday, Omar. 447 00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:13,520 Hello. Thanks for coming. Absolutely, thanks for having me. 448 00:26:14,180 --> 00:26:17,500 Jackson, is that turning 29th for the seventh time now? Seventh time, yeah. 449 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,120 I'm pretty happy with my birthday group. I mean, I got everybody that I want to 450 00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:21,699 be there. 451 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:25,200 Now, if Tamara and Ariana don't like that, I don't really know what to say. 452 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,100 When it's less quiet and awkward, I'm going to have a conversation with... 453 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:35,680 I think 454 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,860 that's a good idea. 455 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:41,480 This is not a good idea. 456 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,320 Where should we sit? 457 00:26:45,340 --> 00:26:46,580 Hey. Hey. 458 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:48,140 Hi. Hi. 459 00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:50,060 What's up? 460 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,400 Jax and I are friends. 461 00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:54,920 I've been mending my friendships with Sheena, with Katie, with Schwartz. 462 00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:57,860 When it comes to Ariana, I'm not even going to waste my breath. 463 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:02,260 Ariana can sit and pout in the corner per usual while we enjoy our shots of 464 00:27:02,260 --> 00:27:02,859 cream cake. 465 00:27:02,860 --> 00:27:03,860 Well, guys, you want to do it? 466 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,020 Birthday shot. Tom and I. Happy birthday. 467 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:08,820 Cheers. 468 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:17,440 Since I'm not going to Hawaii, so I brought Hawaii to our end of the table. 469 00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:19,220 Thank you. 470 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:25,620 Kristen literally can't help herself but to be passive aggressive. That one last 471 00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:26,820 little dig. 472 00:27:27,370 --> 00:27:31,530 To make me look like an ass and make her look like a good person. Get over it. 473 00:27:31,770 --> 00:27:32,770 Move on. 474 00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:36,510 Speaking of who's going and not going, did you guys hear about what happened to 475 00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:37,510 Max? 476 00:27:37,630 --> 00:27:42,390 No, what happened to Max? He was feeling really lightheaded, fainted, hit a TV 477 00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:44,450 and a piece of wood that was in the bathroom. 478 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:50,510 One of the teeth got scraped in the wood. There were still pieces of it in 479 00:27:50,510 --> 00:27:52,310 wood. All of his teeth are fucked up. 480 00:27:52,620 --> 00:27:56,800 So James was amazing, stepped up, took him to the dentist. He had a three -and 481 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,820 -a -half -hour surgery yesterday. 482 00:27:58,940 --> 00:28:01,860 Thankfully, he's on some really good meds right now. 483 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,140 Don't ask for any. 484 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,540 But I don't know if he's going to be able to come. 485 00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:12,080 I've been there, done that, blot on my face, knocked out my teeth. Several 486 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:16,300 surgeries later, the last thing I would want to do is get on an airplane to go 487 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,300 on a vacation. 488 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,400 It was one of the worst mouth trauma things I've ever seen. 489 00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:26,080 Like, I don't know how your tooth comes out and lodges in your lip. It was so 490 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,080 bad. 491 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,760 You're pretty. 492 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,340 You've been here before? Yeah, you came here last night. I've never been here 493 00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:41,420 before. You've never been here. Take care of Maxie. 494 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,040 Ten o 'clock in the morning, I'm knocking on his door. He opens the door 495 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,140 he's got this... Face that looks like it's got 25 marshmallows stuffed up into 496 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:55,580 it. He's got blood all around it I Mean 497 00:28:55,580 --> 00:29:02,360 he was in complete complete warzone wreck yeah Yeah, 498 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:08,820 okay 499 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:16,999 Hey, Mum. 500 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Hey, how are you? 501 00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:23,560 I'm great. I just woke up and James, Lala and Faith decided to come and 502 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,640 me. We're here to take care of him, Lisa. 503 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:31,580 I can't smile still. 504 00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:35,080 You still can't smile. But I think that's the numbing that hasn't went off 505 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,080 either. 506 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,140 No, Mum, don't worry about it. 507 00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:42,900 Well, I don't know what to tell you because I'm fine. 508 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:47,240 She's only going to kiss you. 509 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,000 We're taking care of him. 510 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:56,140 I've tried to stop worrying about Max, but it's hard. You know, they're always 511 00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:57,140 your babies. 512 00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,160 I love you too, Mum. 513 00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,240 Bye. Bye. 514 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:04,360 Max needs to be recuperating. He doesn't need to be at Party Central with Jax 515 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,360 and Tom in Hawaii. 516 00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:08,960 I have to see the doctor the same day as we all... I know. I don't know if I can 517 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,940 go to Hawaii now. Max is a critical part in my master plan for Hawaii. 518 00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:16,060 Max is supposed to be hooking up with Faith, leaving La La Land for me. It's 519 00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:20,040 selfish to break your teeth before going to Hawaii because of such plans. 520 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:21,900 Hi, Ria. 521 00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:23,140 Yum, yum, yum. 522 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,140 Thank you so much. Thank you. 523 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:26,800 Oh, so good. 524 00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:28,140 You're amazing. Thank you. 525 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:39,840 I think you don't I ran out of golden toilet paper the other day I 526 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:44,960 lost 527 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:51,680 the battle with some of the invite 528 00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:52,680 so 529 00:30:53,530 --> 00:30:56,930 You know, I personally wouldn't have invited James. 530 00:30:57,130 --> 00:31:00,590 It was nice of you. It's kind of sad when you have to ask someone if they can 531 00:31:00,590 --> 00:31:01,590 come to your party. 532 00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:05,690 That is exactly... I would have been like, can I come to your party? If 533 00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:08,470 not invited, then you're not invited. Sorry to interrupt you, but yesterday we 534 00:31:08,470 --> 00:31:09,470 went bikini shopping. 535 00:31:10,010 --> 00:31:13,850 Lala told me that James couldn't fit in the Magnum condoms because they were too 536 00:31:13,850 --> 00:31:14,609 big for him. 537 00:31:14,610 --> 00:31:15,610 Shut up. 538 00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:17,370 Oh my God. 539 00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:20,330 I feel like Lala's type is anything but a dick. 540 00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,740 regardless of the shape, size, or color. 541 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,780 Yeah, she was quite open yesterday. 542 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,440 James isn't way over his head with Lala. He can't handle that. 543 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,100 Apparently you have to fit in Magnum in order to enter. 544 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,320 There you do. 545 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:38,980 Yeah. 546 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,240 She's not. 547 00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:44,400 attracted to him. That's why she hasn't had sex with him. It's just like 548 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,180 flirting with other people's boyfriends. Yeah, exactly. 549 00:31:46,740 --> 00:31:48,520 Maybe just an attention thing. 550 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,420 Girl is like on fire right now, so. 551 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:06,920 I don't care if I'm at my boss's swimming pool. 552 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:09,540 If there is water, my top is coming off. 553 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:15,470 Macs deserve to see booty and boobies. 554 00:32:16,870 --> 00:32:21,870 It doesn't get much naughtier than being in your boss's swimming pool with two 555 00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:26,210 half -naked girls when my boss's son is meant to be in the house bedridden 556 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,770 recovering post -surgery. 557 00:32:30,970 --> 00:32:37,930 We're going to take four of these and call me in 558 00:32:37,930 --> 00:32:39,250 the morning. I feel better already. 559 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:44,240 I just spoke to my doctor, right? Hey, I don't have to see him until Friday. 560 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,480 Hey! 561 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,120 I'm coming. Coming up. 562 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:54,080 I just don't want it to be this thick tension anymore because I'm going to be 563 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,180 around. I'm not going anywhere. 564 00:33:11,410 --> 00:33:14,310 Really? You're going to get another one? You might as well. You're on a tattoo 565 00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,310 train now. 566 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:17,250 Or Gordo. 567 00:33:17,810 --> 00:33:19,090 Gordo first. 568 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,530 And Jack. 569 00:33:22,410 --> 00:33:23,790 You're going to X out Bubba? 570 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,010 You're going to X out Bubba and put Gordo. 571 00:33:40,490 --> 00:33:41,490 Can I borrow your lighter? 572 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:42,770 Sure. 573 00:33:44,410 --> 00:33:46,010 I didn't even know the last time we talked to you. 574 00:33:46,770 --> 00:33:48,010 Like, I cannot. 575 00:33:48,390 --> 00:33:49,390 Please, 576 00:33:49,770 --> 00:33:51,650 like, I just want you to be happy. 577 00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:56,910 I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we didn't work out. 578 00:33:58,290 --> 00:34:01,030 So, I'm not going to Hawaii, obviously. 579 00:34:02,190 --> 00:34:03,190 You got your way. 580 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:05,550 I don't know if it was more of a you thing or an Ariana thing. 581 00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:07,190 I mean, do you think it's appropriate? 582 00:34:07,890 --> 00:34:08,890 Jax is my friend. 583 00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:13,409 and i know it's your birthday too which is why i'm talking to you about it but 584 00:34:13,409 --> 00:34:19,550 it's like i just don't know what it's going to take for you to stop making it 585 00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:25,350 hard on katie jackson sheena this has less to do with like you and it has more 586 00:34:25,350 --> 00:34:30,230 to do with the fact that like when it was brought up it became this like 587 00:34:30,230 --> 00:34:35,389 on me like that i'm weird for thinking that i don't want you there just because 588 00:34:35,389 --> 00:34:39,100 kristen's been operating behind the scenes on this doesn't mean that She's 589 00:34:39,100 --> 00:34:40,280 completely to blame. 590 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:45,800 I mean, she could have totally bowed out, but nope, just kept on keeping on. 591 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:51,159 Do you think Jay could bring one of his exes on a f***ing trip? Like, it's not, 592 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,980 it's just, it's completely inappropriate. 593 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:57,020 Your presence does make me feel uncomfortable, and it makes Ariana feel 594 00:34:57,020 --> 00:34:58,020 uncomfortable, too. 595 00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:01,100 Whoa, what is that? That looks so good. What is that? 596 00:35:01,740 --> 00:35:03,440 Where's Kristen and Tom? 597 00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:05,220 Where are they? 598 00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:06,560 It's apology tour. 599 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:12,140 The only thing genuine about Kristen's apology tour in 2015 is her desire to go 600 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:13,140 on the same trip. 601 00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:16,040 How does no one else see it? 602 00:35:16,340 --> 00:35:19,500 I just feel bad eating because all their stuff is sitting here. I didn't even 603 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,780 notice their bone's gone. I just noticed she was gone. Oh, God. 604 00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:25,080 Not on my birthday. I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that one. 605 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,920 No, not really, actually. So how is it going to be post -Hawaii then? Because 606 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,280 I'm still going to be around. 607 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,920 I don't know. 608 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,260 I was at Katie and Forrest's house yesterday. 609 00:35:35,930 --> 00:35:38,590 I hated that I missed their engagement. Like, missing out on these, like, 610 00:35:38,610 --> 00:35:42,830 moments. And when you get back from Hawaii, you realize there's going to be 611 00:35:42,830 --> 00:35:43,529 group settings. 612 00:35:43,530 --> 00:35:44,509 There's going to be parties. 613 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,550 There's going to be things that I'm going to be at. Kristen, I've accepted 614 00:35:46,550 --> 00:35:48,150 a long time ago. 615 00:35:48,630 --> 00:35:52,890 Kristen keeps bringing up all this stuff about us in the future. And the thing 616 00:35:52,890 --> 00:35:54,790 is, is there is no us. 617 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:59,310 All there is is me tolerating you. And that's all it's ever going to be. 618 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:03,940 I just don't want it to be this thick tension anymore because I'm going to be 619 00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:05,160 around. I'm not going anywhere. 620 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:08,460 It's a big situation and there's a bunch of... You don't think I'm going to be 621 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:12,820 around for her engagement, her bachelorette party, her wedding, 622 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:13,820 this with her? 623 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,580 You're really going to plan this with her? 624 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,120 Yeah, I am. 625 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:22,460 Tom and Ariana need to wrap their little brains around the fact that I'm going 626 00:36:22,460 --> 00:36:25,660 to be helping out and if they can just accept it now, they won't f*** it up for 627 00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:26,299 Katie later. 628 00:36:26,300 --> 00:36:27,900 You have to understand that like... 629 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:33,400 There was a lot of things done. Like, you did a lot of very aggressive things. 630 00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:34,740 It's my fault, dude. 631 00:36:35,340 --> 00:36:37,260 Who hooked up with my boyfriend? 632 00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:44,120 I do wish she would get hit by a Mack truck or something. 633 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,440 This is real life, Kristen. 634 00:36:46,060 --> 00:36:48,080 Sometimes actions have consequences. 635 00:36:48,580 --> 00:36:54,700 I just want this to get a little bit easier. I respect your feelings, but I 636 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:55,700 going to be around. 637 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,120 Good talk, buddy. 638 00:37:12,470 --> 00:37:17,370 I also want to talk and make sure, you know, I just feel like maybe while 639 00:37:17,370 --> 00:37:18,670 not here, I'm going to be cool. 640 00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:23,590 When you're done glossing, do you want to come meet me at the bar? 641 00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:25,350 Sure. I'm coming too. 642 00:37:28,430 --> 00:37:31,950 We keep losing people. Where did they go? They went to have a little chat. 643 00:37:32,370 --> 00:37:34,330 Ariana. I ate one of your potatoes. 644 00:37:34,830 --> 00:37:39,870 You can have another one. I just felt like talking to you, sir, was not the 645 00:37:39,870 --> 00:37:40,828 best. 646 00:37:40,830 --> 00:37:43,330 I just, I feel like there's been a lot of tension. 647 00:37:44,070 --> 00:37:46,230 Everything's fine. Like, today, it's... 648 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,700 It's not a problem. 649 00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:52,480 We both feel like you've just been so extremely negative lately and just angry 650 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,420 all the time and bitchy and intimidating. 651 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,500 Kristen isn't going anywhere in our lives, and I don't want you and Tom to 652 00:37:57,500 --> 00:38:00,720 anywhere, but I'm not saying either one of you are saucy or anything like that, 653 00:38:00,740 --> 00:38:03,660 but it just feels like such a similar situation where I feel like I'm being 654 00:38:03,660 --> 00:38:07,680 backed into a corner and not given a choice. We felt like we were backed into 655 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,480 corner. Yeah, but I don't like hearing about someone questioning my integrity 656 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,920 my character because I'm willing to forgive. I question people's integrity 657 00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:15,620 character when they're not willing to forgive. 658 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,620 All of you have hated Kristen at one time or another. 659 00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:25,120 There's a reason why I was never friends with her, and it's my integrity and my 660 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:29,240 character. Your mom had actually reached out to me and asked if you were okay, 661 00:38:29,380 --> 00:38:32,880 and she didn't know if you were unhappy with Tom and if he was a bad boyfriend. 662 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:36,520 I'm just saying, it's not just like us making this up, like your own family has 663 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,820 noticed a change in your personality. 664 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:44,240 Are you kidding me? That really bothers me. That's not something my mom would 665 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:49,330 prompt. I just wanted to clear any tension that has been surrounding us 666 00:38:49,330 --> 00:38:52,390 week before we go to Hawaii because they do want us all to have fun. I can't 667 00:38:52,390 --> 00:38:55,970 believe we're about to go to Hawaii and I'm about to get on a plane with these 668 00:38:55,970 --> 00:39:00,770 afts who look a lot like people who used to be my best friends. 669 00:39:01,250 --> 00:39:04,390 You do you, but I just ain't going to do what I have to do for me. 670 00:39:04,770 --> 00:39:08,390 Ariana thinks she's the cool laid -back chick and Kristen's the one holding on 671 00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:09,390 to grudges. 672 00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:13,860 But in reality, it's the other way around. I'm not going to put myself in a 673 00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:15,600 situation where I feel uncomfortable. 674 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,840 Coming up. 675 00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:23,160 Excited? I'm not really excited about certain people that are being here, 676 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,620 Oh, my God, I'm so ready! 677 00:39:48,450 --> 00:39:49,770 Is this just your bag? 678 00:39:50,030 --> 00:39:51,310 I have two bags. Look at this. 679 00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:53,710 I have room in both of them. 680 00:39:55,270 --> 00:39:57,210 Max Fields, you're on antibiotics. 681 00:39:57,530 --> 00:40:00,230 You're not allowed to drink per your parents' orders. 682 00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:03,510 If you're going to drink, do not do it in front of me. 683 00:40:03,850 --> 00:40:04,808 Are you excited? 684 00:40:04,810 --> 00:40:07,850 I'm not really excited about certain people that are being here, but oh my 685 00:40:07,850 --> 00:40:08,850 I'm so ready. 686 00:40:09,350 --> 00:40:12,070 It wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if James went missing after the 687 00:40:12,070 --> 00:40:12,749 first day. 688 00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:15,630 Start a fight with a bouncer, end up in jail. I'm just saying. 689 00:40:24,190 --> 00:40:27,930 I couldn't be happier that I got myself invited because I'm going to La La, and 690 00:40:27,930 --> 00:40:29,750 what better place to do that than Hawaii? 691 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,250 Come on, dude. 692 00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:40,490 I just hope that now that, you know, we're past the whole Kristen debacle, 693 00:40:40,650 --> 00:40:45,070 whether she's coming or not coming, that those two have a good time. I hope so, 694 00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:48,030 because if she's Debbie Downer the whole time, it's just going to ruin everyone 695 00:40:48,030 --> 00:40:49,030 else's mood. 696 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:53,440 It's too bad Kristen's not coming on this trip. Jack didn't get his way, but 697 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:55,580 and Ariana are happy, so I guess that's all that matters. 698 00:40:56,020 --> 00:40:57,700 I feel like I'm not having enough. 699 00:40:57,940 --> 00:40:58,940 I know, I'm excited. 700 00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:06,860 There are 14 of us, which means everywhere we go is a party. 701 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,000 Still to come on this season of Vanderpump Rules. 702 00:41:48,660 --> 00:41:49,660 Be honest. 703 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,100 I never said anything. You're a good liar. 704 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:52,138 This is not good. 705 00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:53,460 Jax is not going to do anything stupid. 706 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:54,840 Jax just got arrested. 707 00:41:55,400 --> 00:42:00,880 Where is he? I want to fucking kill him. Don't come into work ever again. 708 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:05,720 You guys have this we're better than everyone attitude. I've never acted like 709 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:08,300 I'm better ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. 710 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,100 I got out stubborn. We moved mountains. Out bitch. I don't give a. 711 00:42:12,330 --> 00:42:16,170 And I lost this war. She should have been focusing on her own relationship. 712 00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:20,410 You had quite a few drinks. You're drunk now. What should I do? You can't fix 713 00:42:20,410 --> 00:42:23,930 everyone. You treated me like shit. I'm still in love with you. 714 00:42:24,650 --> 00:42:26,030 Sit the fuck down. 715 00:42:26,450 --> 00:42:31,070 I'm the wife, Kanye West. Your ego is out of control. Go away and grow the 716 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:33,890 up. I just don't know if I can make the commitment. 717 00:42:34,090 --> 00:42:37,490 I feel like I'm either all in with this or I'm all out. Get a fucking job. 718 00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:41,700 I can't believe I almost married you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Go 719 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:45,220 f*** yourself and die. You and I can just beam up. Be like everybody. 720 00:42:45,460 --> 00:42:47,000 There's something to be said for history. 721 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,300 Hi. Hi. 722 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,480 Jackson's saucy. It's a match made in bloody heaven. 723 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,200 Swallowing my pride is the worst. 724 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,720 You are a f***ing bitch. 725 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:59,940 I regret cutting her out so quickly. Now you're back from the dead. 726 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,300 It's too little too late. 727 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,220 So I am going to go see Lisa. 728 00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:05,420 That's going to suck. Hi, Lisa. 729 00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:07,960 You had a boss and you had a good friend. 730 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,100 And just sit up. 731 00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,060 To see more of Vanderpump Rules, go to BravoTV .com.